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A mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist all agree: Platonic Realms cooks up new jokes, puns, and limericks every day!
Joke o'the Day:
A physicist and a mathematician were sitting in the faculty lounge when the trash bin caught fire from a smoldering cigarette butt. The physicist grabbed a bucket, leapt towards the sink, filled the bucket with water, and threw it on the bin, puttng out the fire. A few days later, the trash bin again caught on fire. This time the mathematician jumped up, grabbed the bucket, and handed it to the physicist, thereby reducing the problem to one already solved.
A Lame One:
Question: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a zebra?
Answer: Elephant zebra sin theta.
Poetry Corner:
One and one make two,
But if one and one should marry,
Isn't it queer-
Within a year
There's two and one to carry.
How They Do It:
Number theorists do it by induction.
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Nearly 40 pages of jokes, puns, limericks, and many things that don't appear on this page, such as Excuse Theory, the Pejorative Calculus, and Strange Proofs.How can I get a download copy?
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