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A mathematician, an engineer, and a physicist all agree: Platonic Realms cooks up new jokes, puns, and limericks every day!
Joke o'the Day:
An engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician were stranded on a desert island, with only one can of food among them. The engineer and the physicist came up with many ingenious ways to open the can, but none of them worked. Suddenly the mathematician got a bright idea:
"Assume we have a can opener . . ."
A Lame One:
Where do mathematicians go shopping? At the decimall.
Poetry Corner:
A mathematician named Klein
Thought the Möbius Band was divine.
Said he, “If you glue
The edges of two,
You get a weird bottle like mine.”
How They Do It:
Combinatorists do it discretely.
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Say, just what is NOWHERE DENSE?
Glad you asked! Nowhere Dense is the Platonic Realms e-book compendium of math humor.
Really? What's in it?
Nearly 40 pages of jokes, puns, limericks, and many things that don't appear on this page, such as Excuse Theory, the Pejorative Calculus, and Strange Proofs.How can I get a download copy?
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